is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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