He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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