Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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