covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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