dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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