dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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