There was a lot of him and a little penis
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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