Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He did a backflip because drugs
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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