Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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