is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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