apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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