It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
