I'm eating all of the evidence.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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