I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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