Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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