11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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