i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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