Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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