she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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