Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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