Sry I called you an 8
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
