so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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