check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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