wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
3pm strippers are depressing
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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