I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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