I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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