worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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