For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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