sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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