fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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