I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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