She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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