I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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