normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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