i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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