Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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