She is in my trunk
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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