i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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