he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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