Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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