She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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