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Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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