Pregnant stripper...not hot.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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