Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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