Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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