I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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