At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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