I must be too annoying 4 u.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper