She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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