Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Randomize
