they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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