Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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